A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside. Summer A 2012 study from the UK found that there were 12 times more germs around lidless toilets than those drained with the top down. 27..What is a dentists favourite animal? Whats the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? 60.What do you call two dentists who are very different? Caps and robbers. (Maybe these jokes will even persuade them to want to visit their dentists more than just once a year for their annual checkup! A: To keep the Mountaineers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
Keep it upright in a medicine cabinet that gets opened regularly, letting it air dry before your next brush. 2. I go in and out of your mouth in a rhythmic pattern. Workplace. 22.I had a contagious gum disease, but at least it gave me an infectious smile. Q: Why did West Virginia change their field from grass to artificial turf? Shepard says she had been curious about the toothbrush issue for a while. I'll be there too. Q: What's the difference between a Kentucky State diploma and toilet paper? "But I don't have a new pair of glasses" she replies. Dont disrespect an old-fashioned dentist, theyll tell you to wash your mouth out with soap. So which of your habits are perpetuating the problem? Australia Egypt his tooth.

Six smiles. 42.Why did the tree go to the dentist? Remembering to brush twice a day may earn you props from your dentist, but failure to properly take care of your toothbrush doesn't do your mouth any favors. A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. Depression in dentists is a serious dental illness. The I am more comfortable when wet and very unpleasant when dry. A toothbrush with toothpaste. 22. 6.What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth? A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. Because he likes it on top. We also link to other websites, but are not responsible for their content. Q: What does a Thundering Herd grad call a Mountaineers grad in 5 years? Q: Why do all the trees in Kentucky lean east? After all, youre paying for those pearly whites 11.My dentist has a TV in his surgery. Whats a dentists favourite rapper?Flou-ride-a! The sugar content in these drinks is ridiculous!. Draculas dentist. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, Whats Santas secret? Man: I told her to pack her shit and get the hell out! 4.What did the dinosaur eat after it had its teeth taken out? Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults. I heard about it via word of mouth. A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: A: About $50,000 per sheet. Q. My dentist said that my teeth are like a string of pearls. WebKeep it upright in a medicine cabinet that gets opened regularly, letting it air dry before your next brush. Nairaland - Copyright 2005 - 2023 Oluwaseun Osewa. 9.My dentist said I should try Beware if a dentist asks for a hefty retainer, they might not be talking about a mouthguard! 50.What type of award did the dentist win? Videos During Lockdown What do dentists call their tupperware?Retainers! The average toothbrush contains more than 10 million bacteria, including E. coli and Staph, How to Deal with Feeling Constantly Ignored, Your Privacy Choices: Opt Out of Sale/Targeted Ads. 34.What is a dentists favourite type of boat? And to save time, I use the same brush. If you go with a battery-powered cleaner, chose the head wisely: A new study from the University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston found that hollow heads have 3,000 more times the bacterial growth than solid ones. Because good tooth health matters for all people and enamels. The filling station. She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. Shutterstock Squash! 2 Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? How do dentists teachers say when starting to teach the ABCs?Say Ahhh!. They fought tooth and nail. ", One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.

A: There's nothing worth craping on! I'll give him the three things that I would want.

He is into geeky male joke topics. Q: Why do the West Virginia Mountaineers eat cereal straight from the box? Unfortunately, most packages dont specify the head design, so the best way to identify is through the connection to the body of the power toothbrush, says lead study author professor Donna Warren Morris, R.D.H. What do dentists say when trying to train their dogs?And spit!. (1) ( Reply) (Go Down) Dirty Toothbrush by feelgood ( m ): 2:17pm On Nov 12, 2007. And, she says, toothbrushes don't really dry out overnight, so it it not unrealistic to think someone could be re-infected by a contaminated toothbrush. Not in the cage, Q: Why do Marshall fans smell so bad? Travel and Backpacker The leprechaun says, "I did that for you. Draculas dentist. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. We may earn a commission through links on our site. 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The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I ask how your golf game is?" A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Dont argue with a dentist, theyll start getting mouthy! No one is telling you that you should stop making juvenile jokes; we think theyre hilarious, too. 13.Did you know that the police have just raided the dental surgery? If a midget tells you your hair smells nice. They grew the normal stuff but they did not grow strep. Wife: No, he said you could have a 35.What is a dentists favourite card game? Looking for a list of jokes you can really get your teeth into? replied George. 18. Have you seen all jokes? 5.Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? 24. 35. Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. Q: Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down? Q: What does a girl from Morgantown do if she's not in bed by 10pm? 34. Inspirational 31. What did the dentist say when her boyfriend said he loved her? She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Denis. Just dont try and nuke it: A lot of people put their toothbrush through the dishwasher or microwave, and, while this will kill germs, it can also potentially damage the plastic and bristles, leaving you with a less effective cleaner, says Dr. Griffin.

Tooth-hurty. Q: What separates a good team from a great team? 12.My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth, but Ive forgiven him because it acci-dental. What comes between 1st and 3rd in dentistry school? He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" I eeven heard u formed a cult. Because I can smell it on your finger! What are dentists favourite dishes?Teeth Wellington and Tooth-Pasta! WebA: A long-neck toothbrush. she replies. To get her teeth crowned. Q: Why did the Marshall football team cross the road?

CATEGORY Little Johnny Jokes. 21.My dentist asked me if I floss between meals. What is the most important thing a dentist looks for in a potential partner?A toothy grin! 8.Ive been to the dental surgery so many times that I know the drill. Each one has a hole through it. ' heyscruffalobill. Beware if a dentist asks for a hefty retainer, they might not be talking about a mouthguard! She wanted to get her byte checked. It is 100% safe, and reversible. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); A: A visitor. Why do dentists always fight over the TV remote?To change the TV canal! It's always good to keep a check-up on what kind of taste your dentist has. ur not ashamed of urdelf. Returning visitor? Funny Jokes Today Jokes 69 Seriously Dirty Jokes and Memes (That Will Make You Cover Your Eyes). Both make you stand around for over an hour and wait for a two-minute ride. Q. One of his canines was loose. A: Kentucky Sucks. 14.I always make sure Im nice to my dentist because I know she has fillings too. What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. She always looks down in the mouth. WebA: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy. It's possible the child was a so-called strep carrier -- someone who carries the bacteria without showing any ill-effects, she said. 34. She smiles at him and says, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have." Maybe the strep is just growing down on the tonsils, Shepard adds. Can you tell us about Peter Pans favorite place to eat out? In the meantime, the dentist takes a nap on his day off. Shes most passionate about hiking, traveling, mindfulness, cooking, and really, really good coffee. 10. The rest will dress themselves. Why does he always land on the roof? Anything he wants. Winter And toss it after youve been sick: Residual bacteria and viruses from an illness can cling to the brush and potentially re-infect you, Griffin adds. A: He wanted an academic challenge! Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down? Why didnt the dentist cross the road?Because chicken dont have teeth! .css-13y9o4w{display:block;font-family:GraphikBold,GraphikBold-fallback,Helvetica,Arial,Sans-serif;font-weight:bold;margin-bottom:0;margin-top:0;-webkit-text-decoration:none;text-decoration:none;}@media (any-hover: hover){.css-13y9o4w:hover{color:link-hover;}}@media(max-width: 48rem){.css-13y9o4w{font-size:1.05rem;line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:0.25rem;}}@media(min-width: 40.625rem){.css-13y9o4w{font-size:1.28598rem;line-height:1.2;}}@media(min-width: 48rem){.css-13y9o4w{font-size:1.39461rem;line-height:1.2;margin-bottom:0.5rem;}}@media(min-width: 64rem){.css-13y9o4w{font-size:1.23488rem;line-height:1.3;}}How to Deal with Feeling Constantly Ignored. 48.Why did the snowman go to the dentist? Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Print them out and bring them to the next general dentist visit to put your little one at ease while you wait. Drill sergeant. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. What was a dentists favourite part of maths at school?Sub-extraction! If you love a great dentist joke then brace yourself for a hole lot of laughs with six-teeth-rific dental jokes that are just tooth-punny for words. Because she knew he would enjoy her root-ine. 28.What is a dentists favourite film? 4.What did the dinosaur eat after it had its teeth taken out? Why not share these jokes at the end of the day when only the adults are left standing? Santa goes through the chimney for what reason? Its a stop-gap measure. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor. ITUEN takes SEPE and smoked fish.where do you expect him to get money for beer and suya. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. Floss-ophy. Otherwise it would have been called WebShepard says she had been curious about the toothbrush issue for a while. Q: Why do all the trees in Tennessee lean north? 1 What game should you never play with an elephant? 21. 2th! How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? A: Will Work For Food.

"Nope!" A: The cop. Of course the kids liked that, Shepard said. The taste will go away after a few hours, and to clean the What do you get if you cross a plant and a body of water?A root canal! A really good dentist never gets on your nerves. 18.A good dentist is a little picky. Q: What does it say on the back of every Kentucky State diploma? The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals. 5.Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? A team of experts couldnt find any strep germs on toothbrushes used by children with strep throat. That dentist was terrible He really needs to brush up on his skills! Sarah loves family time and all things fun, but hates anything that involves getting cold! I am a leprechaun. Quotes From Famous People But a new study being presented on Saturday challenges this assumption. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. It might be worth rinsing even a brand-new toothbrush, Shepard says. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Lie to me!. We bought these toothbrushes that had a little light in them. WebThe Toothbrush Salesman | sports | Jokes.com. Trivia Questions A: All the horses drowned. 26.I went to the dentist to get braces fitted.

41.Why did the Queen go to the dentist? He replies, "No, it's too expensive.". All rights reserved. The American Dental Association agrees there's little evidence that any germs on a toothbrush could hurt you. Whats the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? A Floss-iraptor. A: None, it's a sophomore course. A: Punch him in the nose. Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month and they bleed for a week. Studying he asks. Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 In tooth, jokes this funny deserve to be crowned. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in West Virginia? 69 Seriously Dirty Jokes and Memes (That Will Make You Cover Your Eyes), MOST Corny and Cheesy Jokes That Will Make You Groan at its Corniness, Funny Questions to Ask That Will Make Everyone Burst Out Laughing, A Collection of Funny Knock Knock Jokes Perfect for Every Occasion, Octopus Jokes and Puns That Will Stick With You Forever, Mountain Jokes That Are Really Hill-arious, Elevator Jokes to Make You Laugh on Many Levels, Worlds Funniest Broken Toe Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until Toe-morrow, Funny Turtle Jokes That Will Give You A Shell-ebration. His favourites are Star Wars and Chuck Norris. 2.Which is the best time to go to the dentist? A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. 7.I dont think my dentist is very happy. Men actually have "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" A man is sitting at the bar, his head in his hands. So without further ado lets take a bite into these 40 juicy dentist jokes and 15 funny dentist puns! And don't tell me that you don't have any. 58.How do dentists brush their hair? "I am." 36.What is a dentists favourite clothes shop? Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. What a dentists favourite animal?A molar bear! Thank you for reading this article full of toothiful dentist jokes and puns, we hope you enjoyed them and are looking forward to seeing you again here next time at ponly.com! Q. 'My toothbrush fell into the toilet! 1.Which is the best day to go to the dentist? A: The other one goes to Fairmont State. Bridge. Two-Thirty (Tooth hurty!). What do you get if you cross a dentist and security personnel?A mouthguard! WebLittle Johnny and the Toothbrush. For example, one of the funny short dirty jokes is I was masturbating earlier and my hand took a nap it had to be the ultimate rejection. Gap. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. ", A little boy about nine or ten, was siting on Santa's lap. Image Studio Romantic under a creative commons licence. What type of chairs do dentists sit on?Dentures! I thought, how is this possible that no one has ever looked at this? I have been told this all my life, Shepard says. She wanted to see if throwing away a toothbrush after an illness might have an effect on children. Q: How is a Morgantown girl different from a bowling ball? WebDirty Minded Jokes for Adults. Not a single toothbrush from 16 kids with strep throat produced the bacteria. 25. We know these jokes are oldies, but they are definitely goodies.

The golfer, a little embarrassed, looks at him and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.". Whats a dentists favourite and least favourite colour?